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Texts From Your Roommate

Bring beer!

1 year ago

FYI there’s no toilet paper. Also, I’m sick.

1 year ago - 1

Bad news. My cat ate your charger again.

1 year ago

sorry heads up i might have peed in the sink last night so don’t do the dishes

1 year ago - 4

Hey, can you buy more olives?

1 year ago

Nevermind, they’re moldy.

1 year ago

How old are the olives in the fridge?

1 year ago - 63

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