Texts From Your Roommate

“Bring beer!”

“FYI there’s no toilet paper. Also, I’m sick.”

“Bad news. My cat ate your charger again.”

“sorry heads up i might have peed in the sink last night so don’t do the dishes”

“Hey, can you buy more olives?”

“Nevermind, they’re moldy.”

“How old are the olives in the fridge?”